ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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