There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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