): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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