69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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