Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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