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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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