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dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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