How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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