Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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