so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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