Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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