Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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