I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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