this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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