it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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