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you win
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i think i have two assholes
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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