I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Are we still banned from the library?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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