Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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i now understand why vodka
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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