did you get engaged???
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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