I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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