Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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