I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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