Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
