it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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