I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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