Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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