At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i think i have two assholes
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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