OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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