We're like a lot better than the average bears
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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