My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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