I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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