Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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