I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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