I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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