I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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