'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The air taste purple.
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