I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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