In the future we'll all be gay
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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