i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We left the knife in your bed.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
They are going to name an STD after you.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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