Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i believe in u and ur pee
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