Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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