Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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