i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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