Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just high enough for therapy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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