Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I could fuck to npr.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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