we're blogging at a bar
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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