come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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