so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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