Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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