please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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