yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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