? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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