Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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