Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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