There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
